There are a number of things that are just hard for me to understand.... Not the least of which is this: Why would you PARK in a FIRE LANE?!?!?!? I mean, are you that stupid that you can't figure out there are many reasons NOT to park there? Like, just for instance... IT'S A FIRE LANE, DIPSHIT!! Not to mention, if you park there, and there IS a fire in the building, guess which vehicle gets smashed, and the moved? And then, imagine trying to explain that to the insurance company......
You: "ummm.... my car got smashed up."
Ins. Agent: "Wow, sorry! Did you get in an accident?"
You: "ummmm.... no..... I was parked in a fire lane, and the firemen had to get it out of the way."
Ins. Agent: ".......... Oh. Well, sorry, that's not covered. You broke the law, and now you have to pay for that. And by the way, your insurance is now CANCELLED!!! Dumbass!"

I've tried to get guys to understand that it's neither funny, nor right to park there. But they don't listen, don't care, and park there anyway. I even had one guy ask me "what's it to you?" I told him, "It's guys like you that make the rest of us look like idiots, ass hole!" He just walked away.

Would you park in a handicapped zone? How about a loading/unloading zone? Or, how about, like the others, why not in a CLEARLY MARKED AREA that says NO PARKING: FIRE LANE!!

So, I've taken it upon myself to call the cops every time I go to the local Home Depot, and find more assholes parked in the fire lane. Maybe, after getting a couple of $75 tickets, they may think better of it.....

Probably not.

Some guys are just stupid.

Ignorance is when you don't have all the information.

Stupid is a choice.

Don't be stupid.